Being realistic...

I'm not big on personal ambition. In fact my goals for the marathon are quite modest:

1. Overtake the pace car.

2. Set off a speed camera.

3. Win the race.

4. Get invited to appear on Strictly Come Dancing 2007.

Actually, it would be nice if:

1. I finish without too many injuries (see #3 below).

2. I don't have to subsidise the sponsorship too much.

3. I avoid the rhinos.

4. I don't get overtaken by Mr Tickle with half a mile to go. How embarrassing would that be, Woody?

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